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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A collection of the witty and inappropriate moments we all love and cherish, as submitted by LostCarrier IRC users.</description><title>LostCarrier IRC Quotes</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lostcarrier)</generator><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/</link><item><title>&lt;@Sythen&gt; its only your cousin, not like he’s secretly fucking you in the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; its only your cousin, not like he’s secretly fucking you in the ass&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;&lt;span class="s3"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; thanks for that disturbing image sythen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s4"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;•&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="s5"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Dairusire&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is pissing himself laughing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p3"&gt;&lt;span class="s2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="s6"&gt; anytime&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/14207168300</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/14207168300</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:09:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>• @Sythen hears banjo’s
• nedkelly hears chainsaws
&lt;nedkelly&gt; and rabid foxes</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;•&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="s3"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; @Sythen&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; hears banjo’s&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;&lt;span class="s4"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;•&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt; nedkelly&lt;/strong&gt; hears chainsaws&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p3"&gt;&lt;span class="s5"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and rabid foxes&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/14207162019</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/14207162019</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:08:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;@Sythen&gt; you havent pinged out since ive been connected* ned-thin...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt; you havent pinged out since ive been connected&lt;br/&gt;* ned-thin (nedkelly34@LostCarrier-8681500D.xdsl.xnet.co.nz) Quit (Connection reset by peer)&lt;br/&gt;* nedkelly (nedkelly34@LostCarrier-8681500D.xdsl.xnet.co.nz) Quit (Connection reset by peer)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505705717</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505705717</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:26:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;Foxx-GiTS&gt; can you spam Swine Flu?
&lt;@Sythen&gt; foxx, im gonna need some b52’s, a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;Foxx-GiTS&gt; can you spam Swine Flu?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt; foxx, im gonna need some b52’s, a butt load of pigs, and a redneck!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Foxx-GiTS&gt; only if I get to fly!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Foxx-GiTS&gt; but I warn you, i cant land&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt; no!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Foxx-GiTS&gt; but… i do know how to fly!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Foxx-GiTS&gt; i just cant land something that big very well&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt; parachutes it is then!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Foxx-GiTS&gt; HUZZAH!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt; we can crash the bomber into a maccy d’s on the way home!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505703484</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505703484</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:26:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>sythens yard</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;csc`&gt; i found Sythen’s yard&lt;br/&gt;&lt;csc`&gt; &lt;a href="http://imgur.com/esSsy"&gt;http://imgur.com/esSsy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505699445</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505699445</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:26:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>:19:47:02:. &lt;@Sythen&gt; JESUS WEPT.:19:47:15:. &lt;@Sythen&gt; i just farted, and my eye brows...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;:19:47:02:. &lt;@Sythen&gt; JESUS WEPT&lt;br/&gt;.:19:47:15:. &lt;@Sythen&gt; i just farted, and my eye brows fell off&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971460313</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971460313</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:39:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;FoxxTAB&gt; We talking about jailbait bitches wit herpies?
&lt;nedkelly&gt; not this...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;FoxxTAB&gt; We talking about jailbait bitches wit herpies?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; not this time&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;mustang03282&gt; only on tuesdays&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;FoxxTAB&gt; So THATS why they make me go to therapy on tuesdays!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; probably&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;FoxxTAB&gt; Lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;mustang03282&gt; i thought that was because the dead hookers in your closet&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; oh that too&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971456689</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971456689</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:39:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dont protect your wifi protect your router</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;mustang03282&gt; foxx doesn’t crack wifi he finds it faster just to steal the whole router&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971448235</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971448235</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:39:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>:14:34:23:. &lt;Scuba&gt; caps are a bandaid imo.:14:34:37:. &lt;csc&gt; failtastic bass drop...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;:14:34:23:. &lt;Scuba&gt; caps are a bandaid imo&lt;br/&gt;.:14:34:37:. &lt;csc&gt; failtastic bass drop detected&lt;br/&gt;.:14:34:38:. &lt;csc&gt; Lol?&lt;br/&gt;.:14:35:04:. &lt;csc&gt; in my buddies truck he’s got a cap in it, that is the only thing ive ever heard going 70 on the highway&lt;br/&gt;.:14:35:08:. &lt;Scuba&gt; 2 batteries have always done me good&lt;br/&gt;.:14:35:29:. &lt;~mustang03282&gt; thats what she said&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602681938</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602681938</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:26:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dont feed the Foxx</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; when there eating a shitload of waffles&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Foxx-GiTS&gt; WAFFLES!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Foxx-GiTS&gt; where! who has waffles!?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Foxx-GiTS&gt; ill get the syrup!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* Foxx-GiTS drops pants and squats &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602681182</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602681182</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:26:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;nedkelly&gt; do you know scuba?
Scuba feels like someone just tried to triple fist him in the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; do you know scuba?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Scuba feels like someone just tried to triple fist him in the ass&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;nedkelly did not need that image in his head&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; do i know what?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; if i had a raid card and did not setup raid could I use it as a sata card?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;{VOID} yells triple fist like a street fighter character.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602664158</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602664158</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:26:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;Scuba&gt; my bathroom smells pinely fresh&lt;@Sythen&gt; lol&lt;@Sythen&gt; i would advise you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; my bathroom smells pinely fresh&lt;br/&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt; lol&lt;br/&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt; i would advise you not to eat pine cones&lt;br/&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt; they make your shitter bleed&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; but there a delicous snack&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602656707</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602656707</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:25:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sythen does it again</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; sythen around?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* Joins: Sythen &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* ChanServ sets mode: +o Sythen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt; mornin all&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; speak of the devil&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; hey sythen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt; i didnt do it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;@Sythen&gt; lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602651106</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602651106</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:25:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;Foxx_GiTS&gt; is it wifi enabled?&lt;HotwingNine&gt; yep&lt;nedkelly&gt; uh oh&lt;Foxx_GiTS&gt;...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;Foxx_GiTS&gt; is it wifi enabled?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;HotwingNine&gt; yep&lt;br/&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; uh oh&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Foxx_GiTS&gt; remember how easy it is to crack those Verizon routers…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Foxx_GiTS&gt; pull out RouterKeygen or penetrate on your phone and see if its really secured&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Foxx_GiTS&gt; i sent you the .apk for those, right?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;HotwingNine&gt; So, it IS extra security… BECAUSE OF YOU!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/8514482024</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/8514482024</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 10:32:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>:21:03:49:. &lt;&amp;mustang03282&gt; where the fuck are you going to fit a train horn?.:21:03:57:....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;:21:03:49:. &lt;&amp;mustang03282&gt; where the fuck are you going to fit a train horn?&lt;br/&gt;.:21:03:57:. &lt;&amp;mustang03282&gt; my friend has one and its 9 feet long&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:00:. &lt;Scuba&gt; in the grill&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:14:. &lt;Scuba&gt; its not a full train horn&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:25:. joins: UberArchangel (UberArchan@LostCarrier-507AEF28.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) [29 users]&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:29:. &lt;Scuba&gt; 9 feet GEEZUS!&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:41:. &lt;&amp;mustang03282&gt; he has a flatbed tow truck&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:46:. &lt;UberArchangel&gt; sup pplz&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:50:. &lt;&amp;mustang03282&gt; hi uber&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:52:. &lt;DrBobX&gt; Note-to-Self: Don’t jump to conclusions when you come back to chat and see “My friend has one and it’s 9 feet long.”&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:55:. &lt;Scuba&gt; mines only 2 feet&lt;br/&gt;.:21:05:02:. &lt;&amp;mustang03282&gt; rofl&lt;br/&gt;.:21:05:25:. &lt;UberArchangel&gt; i saw 9 ft jeezus and thought my secret was out my bad&lt;br/&gt;.:21:05:28:. &lt;@Sythen&gt; most of the time we would have actually been talking about penis’s&lt;br/&gt;.:21:05:32:. &lt;@Sythen&gt; but not in this instance&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7927010428</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7927010428</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 09:59:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>:17:26:15:. &lt;&amp;mustang03282&gt; porn.:17:26:21:. &lt;nedkelly&gt; oh.:17:26:25:....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;:17:26:15:. &lt;&amp;mustang03282&gt; porn&lt;br/&gt;.:17:26:21:. &lt;nedkelly&gt; oh&lt;br/&gt;.:17:26:25:. &lt;nedkelly&gt; no not this machine&lt;br/&gt;.:17:26:29:. &lt;&amp;mustang03282&gt; lol&lt;br/&gt;.:17:26:50:. &lt;&amp;mustang03282&gt; lol his porn is on his thin client&lt;br/&gt;.:17:26:56:. &lt;nedkelly&gt; haha no&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7927001537</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7927001537</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 09:58:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Foxx trying to hack the WDTV G2, having major USB issues.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;God damn it! I cant even watch videos off HDD now!! on the WDTV G2&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ARG! Im done with this confounded flabberghasting cod piece of machinery!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cornhole me once, shame on you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cornhole me 97 times, shame on me!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7926997349</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7926997349</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 09:58:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;FoxxOTG&gt; i wish i could visit NZ sometime, but the plane ride would be too hard on...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;FoxxOTG&gt; i wish i could visit NZ sometime, but the plane ride would be too hard on me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;FoxxOTG&gt; and expensive!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; I got more pics from that day but they are all on fb&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; yeah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; thats such a shame&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;FoxxOTG&gt; it seems only USA has shit airplane fees&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;FoxxOTG&gt; UK and EU arent too bad from what i hear&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; I would have no idea&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; there are ways around that :P&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; have only been out of NZ once in my life&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; No scuba you are not shipping Foxx&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;FoxxOTG&gt; lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;FoxxOTG&gt; especially in pieces&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;FoxxOTG&gt; you cant FoxxCon the actual Foxx&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; BSOD camping trip to NZ :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; haha&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; south island is fucking awesome&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;FoxxOTG&gt; “I swear we shipped him and insured, and he never got there. We want another!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7678770751</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7678770751</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 01:20:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;Scuba&gt; I had 2 gay guys come into my work and were trying to pick me up today...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; I had 2 gay guys come into my work and were trying to pick me up today &gt;.&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Sythen&gt; “you got a purddy mouth”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;DrBobX&gt; Um, congratulations?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; you got a purdy mouth boy…..&lt;br/&gt;&lt;&amp;mustang03282&gt; so how did the date go&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Sythen&gt; lol&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; I kicked one and punched the other?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Sythen&gt; lil homophobic are we?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; no I just like being grab assed&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Scuba&gt; dont&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7517193068</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7517193068</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 22:14:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;Sythen&gt; ooo hermaphroditic hook and loop&lt;Sythen&gt; mmmm, cable ties or...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;Sythen&gt; ooo hermaphroditic hook and loop&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Sythen&gt; mmmm, cable ties or velcro?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;mustang03282&gt; .:18:11:01:. &lt;Sythen&gt; mmmm, cable ties or velcro?  sounds like sythen is planning on getting laid tonight&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Sythen&gt; you know it stang&lt;br/&gt;&lt;mustang03282&gt; that must be why he is calling for foxx&lt;br/&gt;&lt;nedkelly&gt; haha&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/6631597846</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/6631597846</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 16:44:59 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

