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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A collection of the witty and inappropriate moments we all love and cherish, as submitted by LostCarrier IRC users.</description><title>LostCarrier IRC Quotes</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lostcarrier)</generator><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/</link><item><title>[11:51] &amp;lt;mmmlinux&amp;gt; does anyone know a way for me to funnel serial data over a network?[11:51]...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;[11:51] &amp;lt;mmmlinux&amp;gt; does anyone know a way for me to funnel serial data over a network?&lt;br/&gt;[11:51] &amp;lt;Foxx&amp;gt; yep&lt;br/&gt;[11:51] &amp;lt;mmmlinux&amp;gt; i have a computer with a physical port&lt;br/&gt;[11:51] &amp;lt;Foxx&amp;gt; SLIP&lt;br/&gt;[11:51] &amp;lt;Foxx&amp;gt; Serial Link Internet Protocol&lt;br/&gt;[11:52] &amp;lt;Foxx&amp;gt; used it to IRC from a TI-83&lt;br/&gt;[11:52] &amp;lt;mmmlinux&amp;gt; woo&lt;br/&gt;[11:52] &amp;lt;mmmlinux&amp;gt; thanks&lt;br/&gt;[11:52] &amp;lt;Foxx&amp;gt; had telnet on the TI&amp;#8230;&lt;br/&gt;[11:52] &amp;lt;mmmlinux&amp;gt; un necessary&lt;br/&gt;[11:52] &amp;lt;Foxx&amp;gt; serial vt100&lt;br/&gt;[11:52] &amp;lt;mmmlinux&amp;gt; but alright&lt;br/&gt;[11:52] &amp;lt;Foxx&amp;gt; was a great learning experience!&lt;br/&gt;[11:52] &amp;lt;Foxx&amp;gt; if I hadent done that&amp;#8230;. you wouldnt have your answer so damn quick&lt;br/&gt;[11:53] &amp;lt;Foxx&amp;gt; so be grateful, ya fuckin jewbag&lt;br/&gt;[11:53] &amp;lt;mmmlinux&amp;gt; touche&lt;br/&gt;[11:53] &amp;lt;Foxx&amp;gt; lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/22951119798</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/22951119798</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 00:30:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Void likes blenders</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;void&amp;gt; my experience with it was like&amp;#8230; putting my dick in a blender.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/20283713918</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/20283713918</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:17:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;lt; Foxx&amp;gt; movies on the 7&amp;#8221; dell streak LCD is like a china man humping a black chick</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt; Foxx&amp;gt; movies on the 7&amp;#8221; dell streak LCD is like a china man humping a black chick&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/20283711882</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/20283711882</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:17:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; its only your cousin, not like he&amp;#8217;s secretly fucking you in the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; its only your cousin, not like he&amp;#8217;s secretly fucking you in the ass&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;&lt;span class="s3"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; thanks for that disturbing image sythen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s4"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;•&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="s5"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Dairusire&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is pissing himself laughing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p3"&gt;&lt;span class="s2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="s6"&gt; anytime&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/14207168300</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/14207168300</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:09:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>• @Sythen hears banjo&amp;#8217;s
• nedkelly hears chainsaws
&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; and rabid foxes</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;•&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="s3"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; @Sythen&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; hears banjo&amp;#8217;s&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;&lt;span class="s4"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;•&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt; nedkelly&lt;/strong&gt; hears chainsaws&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p3"&gt;&lt;span class="s5"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and rabid foxes&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/14207162019</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/14207162019</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:08:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; you havent pinged out since ive been connected* ned-thin...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; you havent pinged out since ive been connected&lt;br/&gt;* ned-thin (nedkelly34@LostCarrier-8681500D.xdsl.xnet.co.nz) Quit (Connection reset by peer)&lt;br/&gt;* nedkelly (nedkelly34@LostCarrier-8681500D.xdsl.xnet.co.nz) Quit (Connection reset by peer)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505705717</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505705717</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:26:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;lt;Foxx-GiTS&amp;gt; can you spam Swine Flu?
&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; foxx, im gonna need some b52&amp;#8217;s, a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx-GiTS&amp;gt; can you spam Swine Flu?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; foxx, im gonna need some b52&amp;#8217;s, a butt load of pigs, and a redneck!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx-GiTS&amp;gt; only if I get to fly!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx-GiTS&amp;gt; but I warn you, i cant land&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; no!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx-GiTS&amp;gt; but&amp;#8230; i do know how to fly!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx-GiTS&amp;gt; i just cant land something that big very well&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; parachutes it is then!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx-GiTS&amp;gt; HUZZAH!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; we can crash the bomber into a maccy d&amp;#8217;s on the way home!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505703484</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505703484</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:26:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>sythens yard</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;csc`&amp;gt; i found Sythen&amp;#8217;s yard&lt;br/&gt;&amp;lt;csc`&amp;gt; &lt;a href="http://imgur.com/esSsy"&gt;http://imgur.com/esSsy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505699445</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/12505699445</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:26:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>:19:47:02:. &amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; JESUS WEPT.:19:47:15:. &amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; i just farted, and my eye brows...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;:19:47:02:. &amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; JESUS WEPT&lt;br/&gt;.:19:47:15:. &amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; i just farted, and my eye brows fell off&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971460313</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971460313</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:39:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;lt;FoxxTAB&amp;gt; We talking about jailbait bitches wit herpies?
&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; not this...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;FoxxTAB&amp;gt; We talking about jailbait bitches wit herpies?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; not this time&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;mustang03282&amp;gt; only on tuesdays&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;FoxxTAB&amp;gt; So THATS why they make me go to therapy on tuesdays!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; probably&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;FoxxTAB&amp;gt; Lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;mustang03282&amp;gt; i thought that was because the dead hookers in your closet&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; oh that too&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971456689</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971456689</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:39:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dont protect your wifi protect your router</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;mustang03282&amp;gt; foxx doesn&amp;#8217;t crack wifi he finds it faster just to steal the whole router&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971448235</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11971448235</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:39:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>:14:34:23:. &amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; caps are a bandaid imo.:14:34:37:. &amp;lt;csc&amp;gt; failtastic bass drop...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;:14:34:23:. &amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; caps are a bandaid imo&lt;br/&gt;.:14:34:37:. &amp;lt;csc&amp;gt; failtastic bass drop detected&lt;br/&gt;.:14:34:38:. &amp;lt;csc&amp;gt; Lol?&lt;br/&gt;.:14:35:04:. &amp;lt;csc&amp;gt; in my buddies truck he&amp;#8217;s got a cap in it, that is the only thing ive ever heard going 70 on the highway&lt;br/&gt;.:14:35:08:. &amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; 2 batteries have always done me good&lt;br/&gt;.:14:35:29:. &amp;lt;~mustang03282&amp;gt; thats what she said&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602681938</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602681938</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:26:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dont feed the Foxx</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; when there eating a shitload of waffles&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx-GiTS&amp;gt; WAFFLES!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx-GiTS&amp;gt; where! who has waffles!?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx-GiTS&amp;gt; ill get the syrup!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* Foxx-GiTS drops pants and squats &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602681182</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602681182</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:26:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; do you know scuba?
Scuba feels like someone just tried to triple fist him in the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; do you know scuba?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Scuba feels like someone just tried to triple fist him in the ass&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;nedkelly did not need that image in his head&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; do i know what?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; if i had a raid card and did not setup raid could I use it as a sata card?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;{VOID} yells triple fist like a street fighter character.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602664158</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602664158</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:26:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; my bathroom smells pinely fresh&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; lol&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; i would advise you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; my bathroom smells pinely fresh&lt;br/&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; lol&lt;br/&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; i would advise you not to eat pine cones&lt;br/&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; they make your shitter bleed&lt;br/&gt;&amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; but there a delicous snack&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602656707</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602656707</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:25:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sythen does it again</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; sythen around?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* Joins: Sythen &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* ChanServ sets mode: +o Sythen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; mornin all&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; speak of the devil&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; hey sythen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; i didnt do it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602651106</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/11602651106</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:25:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;lt;Foxx_GiTS&amp;gt; is it wifi enabled?&amp;lt;HotwingNine&amp;gt; yep&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; uh oh&amp;lt;Foxx_GiTS&amp;gt;...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx_GiTS&amp;gt; is it wifi enabled?&lt;br/&gt;&amp;lt;HotwingNine&amp;gt; yep&lt;br/&gt;&amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; uh oh&lt;br/&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx_GiTS&amp;gt; remember how easy it is to crack those Verizon routers&amp;#8230;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx_GiTS&amp;gt; pull out RouterKeygen or penetrate on your phone and see if its really secured&lt;br/&gt;&amp;lt;Foxx_GiTS&amp;gt; i sent you the .apk for those, right?&lt;br/&gt;&amp;lt;HotwingNine&amp;gt; So, it IS extra security&amp;#8230; BECAUSE OF YOU!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/8514482024</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/8514482024</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 10:32:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>:21:03:49:. &amp;lt;&amp;amp;mustang03282&amp;gt; where the fuck are you going to fit a train horn?.:21:03:57:....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;:21:03:49:. &amp;lt;&amp;amp;mustang03282&amp;gt; where the fuck are you going to fit a train horn?&lt;br/&gt;.:21:03:57:. &amp;lt;&amp;amp;mustang03282&amp;gt; my friend has one and its 9 feet long&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:00:. &amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; in the grill&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:14:. &amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; its not a full train horn&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:25:. joins: UberArchangel (UberArchan@LostCarrier-507AEF28.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) [29 users]&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:29:. &amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; 9 feet GEEZUS!&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:41:. &amp;lt;&amp;amp;mustang03282&amp;gt; he has a flatbed tow truck&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:46:. &amp;lt;UberArchangel&amp;gt; sup pplz&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:50:. &amp;lt;&amp;amp;mustang03282&amp;gt; hi uber&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:52:. &amp;lt;DrBobX&amp;gt; Note-to-Self: Don&amp;#8217;t jump to conclusions when you come back to chat and see &amp;#8220;My friend has one and it&amp;#8217;s 9 feet long.&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;.:21:04:55:. &amp;lt;Scuba&amp;gt; mines only 2 feet&lt;br/&gt;.:21:05:02:. &amp;lt;&amp;amp;mustang03282&amp;gt; rofl&lt;br/&gt;.:21:05:25:. &amp;lt;UberArchangel&amp;gt; i saw 9 ft jeezus and thought my secret was out my bad&lt;br/&gt;.:21:05:28:. &amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; most of the time we would have actually been talking about penis&amp;#8217;s&lt;br/&gt;.:21:05:32:. &amp;lt;@Sythen&amp;gt; but not in this instance&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7927010428</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7927010428</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 09:59:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>:17:26:15:. &amp;lt;&amp;amp;mustang03282&amp;gt; porn.:17:26:21:. &amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; oh.:17:26:25:....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;:17:26:15:. &amp;lt;&amp;amp;mustang03282&amp;gt; porn&lt;br/&gt;.:17:26:21:. &amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; oh&lt;br/&gt;.:17:26:25:. &amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; no not this machine&lt;br/&gt;.:17:26:29:. &amp;lt;&amp;amp;mustang03282&amp;gt; lol&lt;br/&gt;.:17:26:50:. &amp;lt;&amp;amp;mustang03282&amp;gt; lol his porn is on his thin client&lt;br/&gt;.:17:26:56:. &amp;lt;nedkelly&amp;gt; haha no&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7927001537</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7927001537</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 09:58:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Foxx trying to hack the WDTV G2, having major USB issues.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;God damn it! I cant even watch videos off HDD now!! on the WDTV G2&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ARG! Im done with this confounded flabberghasting cod piece of machinery!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cornhole me once, shame on you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cornhole me 97 times, shame on me!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7926997349</link><guid>http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/7926997349</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 09:58:29 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

