barranco: brb - gonna eat
Foxx: bah, thats what I have a g/f for
Foxx: feeds me while im on the computer
Foxx: you know you have a keeper when your g/f feeds you while on IRC and will wait until you are done typing to get the next round of slop into your craw-hole so you dont get too distracted chewing
barranco: llmao
Foxx: you laugh… my friends get jealous of that
Foxx: and its amazing how easy chicks get jealous of technology
Foxx: but when it comes to sex toys, they get so addicted
Foxx: fucking hypocrates!
Foxx: its one thing to walk in on your g/f dry humping her best friends leg and you want in on some girl-on-girl action
Foxx: sure!
Foxx: but walk in on her with a vibrator and its like you just pilfered some little girls ass
barranco: omg…
