December 2011
2 posts
<@Sythen> its only your cousin, not like he’s secretly fucking you in the ass
<nedkelly> thanks for that disturbing image sythen
• Dairusire is pissing himself laughing
<@Sythen> anytime
• @Sythen hears banjo’s
• nedkelly hears chainsaws
<nedkelly> and rabid foxes
November 2011
3 posts
<@Sythen> you havent pinged out since ive been connected * ned-thin (nedkelly34@LostCarrier-8681500D.xdsl.xnet.co.nz) Quit (Connection reset by peer) * nedkelly (nedkelly34@LostCarrier-8681500D.xdsl.xnet.co.nz) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Foxx-GiTS> can you spam Swine Flu?
<@Sythen> foxx, im gonna need some b52’s, a butt load of pigs, and a redneck!
<Foxx-GiTS> only if I get to fly!
<Foxx-GiTS> but I warn you, i cant land
<@Sythen> no!
<Foxx-GiTS> but… i do know how to fly!
<Foxx-GiTS> i just cant land something that big very well
<@Sythen> parachutes it is then!
...
sythens yard
<csc`> i found Sythen’s yard <csc`> http://imgur.com/esSsy
October 2011
8 posts
:19:47:02:. <@Sythen> JESUS WEPT .:19:47:15:. <@Sythen> i just farted, and my eye brows fell off
<FoxxTAB> We talking about jailbait bitches wit herpies?
<nedkelly> not this time
<mustang03282> only on tuesdays
<FoxxTAB> So THATS why they make me go to therapy on tuesdays!
<nedkelly> probably
<FoxxTAB> Lol
<mustang03282> i thought that was because the dead hookers in your closet
<nedkelly> oh that too
Dont protect your wifi protect your router
<mustang03282> foxx doesn’t crack wifi he finds it faster just to steal the whole router
:14:34:23:. <Scuba> caps are a bandaid imo .:14:34:37:. <csc> failtastic bass drop detected .:14:34:38:. <csc> Lol? .:14:35:04:. <csc> in my buddies truck he’s got a cap in it, that is the only thing ive ever heard going 70 on the highway .:14:35:08:. <Scuba> 2 batteries have always done me good .:14:35:29:. <~mustang03282> thats what she said
Dont feed the Foxx
<Scuba> when there eating a shitload of waffles
<Foxx-GiTS> WAFFLES!
<Foxx-GiTS> where! who has waffles!?
<Foxx-GiTS> ill get the syrup!
* Foxx-GiTS drops pants and squats
<nedkelly> do you know scuba?
Scuba feels like someone just tried to triple fist him in the ass
nedkelly did not need that image in his head
<Scuba> do i know what?
<nedkelly> if i had a raid card and did not setup raid could I use it as a sata card?
{VOID} yells triple fist like a street fighter character.
<Scuba> my bathroom smells pinely fresh <@Sythen> lol <@Sythen> i would advise you not to eat pine cones <@Sythen> they make your shitter bleed <Scuba> but there a delicous snack
Sythen does it again
<nedkelly> sythen around?
* Joins: Sythen
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Sythen
<@Sythen> mornin all
<nedkelly> speak of the devil
<nedkelly> hey sythen
<@Sythen> i didnt do it
<@Sythen> lol
August 2011
1 post
<Foxx_GiTS> is it wifi enabled? <HotwingNine> yep <nedkelly> uh oh <Foxx_GiTS> remember how easy it is to crack those Verizon routers… <Foxx_GiTS> pull out RouterKeygen or penetrate on your phone and see if its really secured <Foxx_GiTS> i sent you the .apk for those, right? <HotwingNine> So, it IS extra security… BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
July 2011
5 posts
:21:03:49:. <&mustang03282> where the fuck are you going to fit a train horn? .:21:03:57:. <&mustang03282> my friend has one and its 9 feet long .:21:04:00:. <Scuba> in the grill .:21:04:14:. <Scuba> its not a full train horn .:21:04:25:. joins: UberArchangel (UberArchan@LostCarrier-507AEF28.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) [29 users] .:21:04:29:. <Scuba> 9 feet GEEZUS!...
:17:26:15:. <&mustang03282> porn .:17:26:21:. <nedkelly> oh .:17:26:25:. <nedkelly> no not this machine .:17:26:29:. <&mustang03282> lol .:17:26:50:. <&mustang03282> lol his porn is on his thin client .:17:26:56:. <nedkelly> haha no
Foxx trying to hack the WDTV G2, having major USB...
God damn it! I cant even watch videos off HDD now!! on the WDTV G2
ARG! Im done with this confounded flabberghasting cod piece of machinery!
Cornhole me once, shame on you
Cornhole me 97 times, shame on me!
<FoxxOTG> i wish i could visit NZ sometime, but the plane ride would be too hard on me
<FoxxOTG> and expensive!
<nedkelly> I got more pics from that day but they are all on fb
<nedkelly> yeah
<nedkelly> thats such a shame
<FoxxOTG> it seems only USA has shit airplane fees
<FoxxOTG> UK and EU arent too bad from what i hear
<nedkelly> I would...
<Scuba> I had 2 gay guys come into my work and were trying to pick me up today >.> <Sythen> “you got a purddy mouth” <DrBobX> Um, congratulations? <Scuba> you got a purdy mouth boy….. <&mustang03282> so how did the date go <Sythen> lol <Scuba> I kicked one and punched the other? <Sythen> lil homophobic are we?...
June 2011
3 posts
<Sythen> ooo hermaphroditic hook and loop <Sythen> mmmm, cable ties or velcro? <mustang03282> .:18:11:01:. <Sythen> mmmm, cable ties or velcro? sounds like sythen is planning on getting laid tonight <Sythen> you know it stang <mustang03282> that must be why he is calling for foxx <nedkelly> haha
<shinobi> IceChat77 eh <shinobi> hi Paging <shinobi> why are there all these peeps on who don’t say anything?? >.> <FoxxOTG> its called lurking <Scuba> there about in the darkness * Scuba does the shifty eyes and goes back in <FoxxOTG> in the darkness, restocking their vans with candy, muzzles, and tiedown ratchet straps <FoxxOTG> for their...
<mustang03282> just got my laptop locks in from china i hope the locks are as good of quality as the wire ties holding it in the box <mustang03282> i just broke a good pair of scissors
May 2011
3 posts
<nedkelly> damn sorry long link <Sythen> there gonna be 480s <FoxxOTG> STOP SAYING SORRY! <nedkelly> fuck <Sythen> i call boot to the head <nedkelly> I even have the bit.ly extension installed in Chrome <nedkelly> should use it * FoxxOTG grabs his GRUB Superdisk Thumbdrive and jams it into nedkelly’s eye socket <FoxxOTG> BOOT TO THE HEAD!...
<Foxx> im sorry but has anyone else noticed the internet as a whole, even search wise, had really been hitting the shitter? <&mustang03282> yes <&mustang03282> i dont want to say the net is flooded with noobs its flooded with ignorate people <Foxx> ignorant* <Foxx> I agree.
<Foxx> FUCK A DUCK! even my god damn 32MB CF cards boot! <Foxx> BUT NOT THE 8GB MICRODRIVE! <Foxx> i swear to god if I ever meet any of the engineers behind this drive, im going to shove a splintered bamboo meat skewer in their pee-hole * nedkelly laughs until he cries
April 2011
2 posts
The BSoD welcome mat
<JosX> Hey Foxx <Foxx> welcome to the warren <Foxx> please poop in the corner like the rest of the ferral animals <UberArchangel> the 8th circle of hell :P <Foxx> that explains the smells <JosX> lol <Foxx> lol <Foxx> what brings you this way? <Foxx> morally askewed sexual deviance? <@Sythen> so thats YOU! stop shitting in the corner!...
[07:54] <Abduct> are you one of those guys who go all hard core and make tea a certian way like [07:54] <Abduct> some teas the cup should be pre heated with water others not [07:55] <@Sythen> i am one of those people, but i think thats the autisim playing there, not the sence that im a brit [07:55] <Abduct> nah nah i wasnt linking the brittish to tea fanatics [07:57]...
February 2011
1 post
<Bunnie> hello guys <Sythen> erllo bunnie <Bunnie> how have you been sythen? <Sythen> im ok, posting right now <Bunnie> ahh, just woke up? take your time. msg when your ready <Bunnie> i’m fiddling with calibre, trying to organize all my ebooks <Sythen> hehhe im fine, just in the process of switching from auto pilot <Sythen> ahhh ok...
November 2010
1 post
*** SythenOTG quit (Quit Standard zsIRC quit-message (meh)) Foxx: damn it, SythenOTG just left Foxx: i wanted to rant to him *** SythenOTG joined Foxx: there he is! SythenOTG: someone just pm me? Foxx: me SythenOTG: sup Cyb3rAssasin: lol Cyb3rAssasin: that was awesome Foxx: i have awseome telepathetic powers!!
October 2010
2 posts
mustang03282: ive used a low power stun gun to reboot my leg Foxx: or it might make me spazz out in an ultra-fast high-power strike Sythen: lol, who needs a reset button when you have a stun gun nedkelly: haha mustang03282: the feeling of a electric fence feel good to me * mustang03282 is weird Sythen: haha Foxx: why does the image of mustang humping an electric fence doggy-style come into my...
Bunnie (Bunnie@xxx.net) Quit (Local kill by Foxx (“Kill da’ wabbit…”))
June 2010
4 posts
UncleSam: Bunnie plays Green Skip and skips Foxx to DarkForist Foxx: :{ Scuba: hah Bunnie: sorry Foxx: that was for the slanted vagina comment, wasnt it Bunnie: gotta play what i have Foxx: me too DarkForist: haha * Foxx plays with his small dick
Limp_Trizkit: Sythen plays Black 8 to {VOID} {VOID}: you mean black 2… {VOID}: wait, there is no black! *** {VOID} quit ([tc.lostcarrier.net] Local kill by Limp_Trizkit (Black 8)) *** {VOID} joined {VOID}: way to abuse your power Limp_Trizkit: nah, that’s not abuse {VOID}: either way, I win now. {VOID}: good work with the black 8. *** {VOID} changed nick to TwelveYrOldGirl...
mmmlinuxOTG: sup bitches mmmlinuxOTG: can i make a bot to replace my self in here? Foxx: I suppose Foxx: why not just use a shell and irssi? Foxx: if not for anything, just your OTG stuff mmmlinuxOTG: no mmmlinuxOTG: and thats what mmmlinux_ is mmmlinuxOTG: but i want to make a bot to replace me entirely Foxx: is this a William Shatner impression in text? Foxx: but Foxx: I just dont know...
Foxx: every piece of malware on the market I told her not to use, she always installs Foxx: from Bonzai Buddy to WeatherBug and everything in between Foxx: when I tell her not to use norton or macaffe and give her something else, she uses norton AND macaffe… at the same time Foxx: people like her are the reason we need an Electronic Bill of Rights Foxx: so we can kill them for crimes against...
May 2010
2 posts
Sythen: i got my first thank you yesterday for the work ive done, it felt nice Foxx: wait till you get your first rimjob csc: i got one today Foxx: lol Sythen: lol csc: oh bad Foxx: the timing to that was PERFECT
Limp_Trizkit: i bought an energy drink Limp_Trizkit: * a cheap energy drink Limp_Trizkit: it’s, uhh… let’s just say it’s not worth the three quarters, dime, and four pennies it costs Scuba: lol Scuba: taste like hooker spit? Limp_Trizkit: i’ve never tasted hooker spit, so i can’t say
April 2010
4 posts
* Scuba joined #bsod Scuba: ello Sythen: moo LT[LC]: moo Scuba: moo Sythen: moo * MODAT7g is thankful he was immunized against bovilexia * LT[LC] is thankful he brought signalzero back up * MODAT7g hugs signalzero Sythen: lol LT[LC]: lol LT[LC]: why? MODAT7g: servers need love too LT[LC]: i meant what’s with the random immunization comment? MODAT7g: what do the 4 lines above say? LT[LC]:...
gonffen: sup foxx Foxx: just had a conversation with a bowl of cheerios Foxx: they just kept saying “oooooooooh!” Foxx: then I ate them all, and they shut the fuck up
MouseBoy: sup guiz mustang03282: morning UberArchangel_: morning MouseBoy: morning ^^ MODAT7g: I think we’ve established that already
* mustang03282 thinks if scuba steals cars like he steals wifi he must be in great shape from all the walking
March 2010
6 posts
The_Ugster: A generic 7 install of 7 pro took 500gb on first boot Sythen: thats a big bag of shit Sythen: dont you mean meg? The_Ugster: I tried my damnest to trim it down, but it was still pushing 3 to 400 The_Ugster: Yeah, dangit Sythen: lol Sythen: numpty The_Ugster: Shut up, britfag Sythen: make me, yanky The_Ugster: I will absorb you with my large fat folds! Sythen: pay me a dollar and ill...
mmmlinux: how can you ever be afk, just show that bt keyboard in your procket mmmlinux: shove* Foxx: either you are an idiot, or you are doing a very good text impersonation of an asian man
{VOID}: wonder what killed my dma. mustang03282: in breeding? {VOID}: burning a DVD without DMA sucks mustang03282: oh i thought you said dna
few: hello
Foxx: BLOW ME!
Foxx: I didnt cum enough today
NunChux: WTF
few: lol
Foxx: 4 times just wasnt enough
mmmlinux: not nearly enough
few: sorry but my jaw hurts today
NunChux: 4 times… are you serious?
Sythen: o.O
NunChux: How much protein do you consume?
Foxx: they dont call me the Eight Hour Power Tower for nothing
Foxx: lets get a pack of buelimic cicks, and a flock of anorexic lesbians, and see who gets eaten first
Sythen: everything is healthy in moderation
Sythen: well
Sythen: most
The_Ugster: I cooked up some bacon yesterday, then toasted some bread in the leftover bacon fat, had myself one badass BLT
UberArchangel_: that sounds real healthy
The_Ugster: Oh it was delicious, I can’t gain weight if I try, so I can just eat whatever the hell I want
UberArchangel_: just cause u can’t gain weight doesnt mean u can’t clog ur arterys just an fyi
The_Ugster: Maybe, but I’d rather die with a smile on my face and a stomach full of good tasting food than nibbling on pasty white tofu and diet soda
UberArchangel_: i had a friend that thought that and he ate nothing but McDonalds for 3-years and he has heart problems like an 8yr old man
The_Ugster: I rarely go to McDs, there’s a difference between eating unhealthily and filling your body with preservatives and pesticides
UberArchangel_: lol
The_Ugster: I practically watched the bacon I eat get slaughtered and cut, so I know its fresh
mustang03282: just because you cant gain weight dosnt mean you cant clog your aretries
The_Ugster: Uber just said the exact same thing, only with different misspellings
February 2010
4 posts
barranco: brb - gonna eat
Foxx: bah, thats what I have a g/f for
Foxx: feeds me while im on the computer
Foxx: you know you have a keeper when your g/f feeds you while on IRC and will wait until you are done typing to get the next round of slop into your craw-hole so you dont get too distracted chewing
barranco: llmao
Foxx: you laugh… my friends get jealous of that
Foxx: and its amazing how easy chicks get jealous of technology
Foxx: but when it comes to sex toys, they get so addicted
Foxx: fucking hypocrates!
Foxx: its one thing to walk in on your g/f dry humping her best friends leg and you want in on some girl-on-girl action
Foxx: sure!
Foxx: but walk in on her with a vibrator and its like you just pilfered some little girls ass
barranco: omg…
Foxx: Ya know, my teacher used to punish me by making me stand in the corner of the classroom
Foxx: I would always get myself into more and more toruble
Foxx: it wasnt until the end of the year that she realized I had discovered masturbation
Foxx: now thats the true sense of a hacker right there!
Foxx: get thrown in the corner, and you wind up finding a loophole to do something they never thought or intended you would or could ever do
Foxx: … then she got fired for wrapping rubber bands on my penis
Foxx: (not an actual story, im just making shit up. but thats still funny!)
The_Ugster: Oh shit, they imploded the engines, hot wired em on and are now going to fast that time is reversing
Foxx: something similar happened to me on an electric scooter i rigged up