mmmlinux: how can you ever be afk, just show that bt keyboard in your procket
mmmlinux: shove*
Foxx: either you are an idiot, or you are doing a very good text impersonation of an asian man
{VOID}: wonder what killed my dma.
mustang03282: in breeding?
{VOID}: burning a DVD without DMA sucks
mustang03282: oh i thought you said dna
few: hello
Foxx: BLOW ME!
Foxx: I didnt cum enough today
NunChux: WTF
few: lol
Foxx: 4 times just wasnt enough
mmmlinux: not nearly enough
few: sorry but my jaw hurts today
NunChux: 4 times… are you serious?
Sythen: o.O
NunChux: How much protein do you consume?
Foxx: they dont call me the Eight Hour Power Tower for nothing
Foxx: lets get a pack of buelimic cicks, and a flock of anorexic lesbians, and see who gets eaten first
Sythen: everything is healthy in moderation
Sythen: well
Sythen: most
The_Ugster: I cooked up some bacon yesterday, then toasted some bread in the leftover bacon fat, had myself one badass BLT
UberArchangel_: that sounds real healthy
The_Ugster: Oh it was delicious, I can’t gain weight if I try, so I can just eat whatever the hell I want
UberArchangel_: just cause u can’t gain weight doesnt mean u can’t clog ur arterys just an fyi
The_Ugster: Maybe, but I’d rather die with a smile on my face and a stomach full of good tasting food than nibbling on pasty white tofu and diet soda
UberArchangel_: i had a friend that thought that and he ate nothing but McDonalds for 3-years and he has heart problems like an 8yr old man
The_Ugster: I rarely go to McDs, there’s a difference between eating unhealthily and filling your body with preservatives and pesticides
UberArchangel_: lol
The_Ugster: I practically watched the bacon I eat get slaughtered and cut, so I know its fresh
mustang03282: just because you cant gain weight dosnt mean you cant clog your aretries
The_Ugster: Uber just said the exact same thing, only with different misspellings
barranco: brb - gonna eat
Foxx: bah, thats what I have a g/f for
Foxx: feeds me while im on the computer
Foxx: you know you have a keeper when your g/f feeds you while on IRC and will wait until you are done typing to get the next round of slop into your craw-hole so you dont get too distracted chewing
barranco: llmao
Foxx: you laugh… my friends get jealous of that
Foxx: and its amazing how easy chicks get jealous of technology
Foxx: but when it comes to sex toys, they get so addicted
Foxx: fucking hypocrates!
Foxx: its one thing to walk in on your g/f dry humping her best friends leg and you want in on some girl-on-girl action
Foxx: sure!
Foxx: but walk in on her with a vibrator and its like you just pilfered some little girls ass
barranco: omg…
Foxx: Ya know, my teacher used to punish me by making me stand in the corner of the classroom
Foxx: I would always get myself into more and more toruble
Foxx: it wasnt until the end of the year that she realized I had discovered masturbation
Foxx: now thats the true sense of a hacker right there!
Foxx: get thrown in the corner, and you wind up finding a loophole to do something they never thought or intended you would or could ever do
Foxx: … then she got fired for wrapping rubber bands on my penis
Foxx: (not an actual story, im just making shit up. but thats still funny!)
The_Ugster: Oh shit, they imploded the engines, hot wired em on and are now going to fast that time is reversing
Foxx: something similar happened to me on an electric scooter i rigged up
mmmlinux: who wants to keep me from banging my head on the desk durring econ
mmmlinux: i hate these bs classes they make me take
LT[LC]: mmmlinux: define keeping you from banging your head on the desk
mmmlinux: i require entertainment
* LT[LC] attaches mmmlinux to a 220v outlet by the nipples
rand0m: lmfao
mmmlinux: entertaiment for me, not every one else
solaar: what a mindfuck
solaar: i'm not sure if this is a fair assumption or not but in my mind Cookie` is a girl
solaar: if i'm wrong forgive me
Cookie`: actually.. happens a lot
Cookie`: i'm not
solaar: i think it's just because cookie seems feminine
solaar: not sure why now that i'm thinking about it
solaar: i mean i like cookies
solaar: i put approximately zero thought into my nick
solaar: could've easily chosen cookie
Cookie`: if it weren't related to my actual name i probably wouldn't use it
solaar: omg
solaar: somebody pinch me
solaar: i'm chatting with cookie monster
Cookie`: now i've used it for years it's a bit late to change
solaar: dude you were my favorite on sesame st
