{VOID}: wonder what killed my dma.
mustang03282: in breeding?
{VOID}: burning a DVD without DMA sucks
mustang03282: oh i thought you said dna
few: hello
Foxx: BLOW ME!
Foxx: I didnt cum enough today
NunChux: WTF
few: lol
Foxx: 4 times just wasnt enough
mmmlinux: not nearly enough
few: sorry but my jaw hurts today
NunChux: 4 times… are you serious?
Sythen: o.O
NunChux: How much protein do you consume?
Foxx: they dont call me the Eight Hour Power Tower for nothing
Foxx: lets get a pack of buelimic cicks, and a flock of anorexic lesbians, and see who gets eaten first
Sythen: everything is healthy in moderation
Sythen: well
Sythen: most
The_Ugster: I cooked up some bacon yesterday, then toasted some bread in the leftover bacon fat, had myself one badass BLT
UberArchangel_: that sounds real healthy
The_Ugster: Oh it was delicious, I can’t gain weight if I try, so I can just eat whatever the hell I want
UberArchangel_: just cause u can’t gain weight doesnt mean u can’t clog ur arterys just an fyi
The_Ugster: Maybe, but I’d rather die with a smile on my face and a stomach full of good tasting food than nibbling on pasty white tofu and diet soda
UberArchangel_: i had a friend that thought that and he ate nothing but McDonalds for 3-years and he has heart problems like an 8yr old man
The_Ugster: I rarely go to McDs, there’s a difference between eating unhealthily and filling your body with preservatives and pesticides
UberArchangel_: lol
The_Ugster: I practically watched the bacon I eat get slaughtered and cut, so I know its fresh
mustang03282: just because you cant gain weight dosnt mean you cant clog your aretries
The_Ugster: Uber just said the exact same thing, only with different misspellings
barranco: brb - gonna eat
Foxx: bah, thats what I have a g/f for
Foxx: feeds me while im on the computer
Foxx: you know you have a keeper when your g/f feeds you while on IRC and will wait until you are done typing to get the next round of slop into your craw-hole so you dont get too distracted chewing
barranco: llmao
Foxx: you laugh… my friends get jealous of that
Foxx: and its amazing how easy chicks get jealous of technology
Foxx: but when it comes to sex toys, they get so addicted
Foxx: fucking hypocrates!
Foxx: its one thing to walk in on your g/f dry humping her best friends leg and you want in on some girl-on-girl action
Foxx: sure!
Foxx: but walk in on her with a vibrator and its like you just pilfered some little girls ass
barranco: omg…
Foxx: Ya know, my teacher used to punish me by making me stand in the corner of the classroom
Foxx: I would always get myself into more and more toruble
Foxx: it wasnt until the end of the year that she realized I had discovered masturbation
Foxx: now thats the true sense of a hacker right there!
Foxx: get thrown in the corner, and you wind up finding a loophole to do something they never thought or intended you would or could ever do
Foxx: … then she got fired for wrapping rubber bands on my penis
Foxx: (not an actual story, im just making shit up. but thats still funny!)
The_Ugster: Oh shit, they imploded the engines, hot wired em on and are now going to fast that time is reversing
Foxx: something similar happened to me on an electric scooter i rigged up
mmmlinux: who wants to keep me from banging my head on the desk durring econ
mmmlinux: i hate these bs classes they make me take
LT[LC]: mmmlinux: define keeping you from banging your head on the desk
mmmlinux: i require entertainment
* LT[LC] attaches mmmlinux to a 220v outlet by the nipples
rand0m: lmfao
mmmlinux: entertaiment for me, not every one else
solaar: what a mindfuck
solaar: i'm not sure if this is a fair assumption or not but in my mind Cookie` is a girl
solaar: if i'm wrong forgive me
Cookie`: actually.. happens a lot
Cookie`: i'm not
solaar: i think it's just because cookie seems feminine
solaar: not sure why now that i'm thinking about it
solaar: i mean i like cookies
solaar: i put approximately zero thought into my nick
solaar: could've easily chosen cookie
Cookie`: if it weren't related to my actual name i probably wouldn't use it
solaar: omg
solaar: somebody pinch me
solaar: i'm chatting with cookie monster
Cookie`: now i've used it for years it's a bit late to change
solaar: dude you were my favorite on sesame st
mustang03282: lol i was at the hardware store today getting a new double sided ax
mustang03282: there was a guy in front of me that was wating for someone els so he looks at me and says go ahead of me it looks like you got alout of work to do when you get home looking at my ax
mustang03282: I look at him with the most serious pissed off look then i look at the ax and i reply its cheeper then a devorce
mustang03282: the entire store shut up and they almost didnt sell the ax to me
